No crimes, just vibes.
This tee is for the emotionally unbothered and proudly underachieving.
Laid-back fit, sarcastic energy, and absolutely no plans.
Because chaos will wait — I’m chilling.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, comfortable fit.
- Ethically produced using US cotton, certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors