Upright? Couldn’t be me.
This is your official uniform for doing the bare minimum — and doing it flat.
Unisex, soft, and made for peak horizontal performance.
Sit up if you want. We won’t.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Made from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton
- Classic fit makes it suitable for any occasion

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors