Some people carry tote bags. You? You carry generational trauma... but make it look expensive.
This tee keeps it minimal, classy, and quietly chaotic. Stamped with the phrase “Certified Premium Emotional Baggage” in a clean serif and soft gold finish, it's the kind of shirt that gets double takes — and a few nods of solidarity.
Product features
- Without side seams to reduce waste and enhance appearance.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape for stability and to prevent stretching.
- Made from durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors